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Thursday, June 20, 2013

Yikes!

Egads! Oh no!  I just read that United Airlines was voted WORST American airline.  Why do I care?  You guessed it; because we're flying United.  According to the article they don't even keep toilet paper in stock.

You're looking at a picture of a make-shift paper holder with napkins.

This is ok, really it is.  There are two possible ways to resolve this.  #1 Don't wipe.  Kind of gross, but it could keep our seatmates from getting too close.  Or #2 bring our own.  Just think, if we bring our own we could sell some to other passengers.  5 cents a sheet, until we enter British air, then it will 5 pence a sheet. At the current exchange rate I could rack in some serious quid (slang for pound). And it will free up some space in our luggage.

In order to get voted worst airline that can't be the only problem.  Maybe the food is cold.  Cold food cannot be as bad as mystery meat.  Seats too small?  Well that's a given no matter the airline.  So, what could make this the worst airline?  We'll find out soon enough.  

6 comments:

  1. I recommend you check out the camping isle of Walmart. They have nice compact rolls of TP. I would also like to suggest you bring enough barf bags to stick in the seats closest to you. It will save you the need for bringing paper towels to clean up splatter. Hmm. Kinda worried you might need to bring your own floatation devices too. You could disguise it as a Seat cushion for relief of hemorrhoids. Hannahs you could disguise as a sleep wrap around neck pillow.

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  2. We carry a roll in our backpacks. Works as napkins too. Have a good flight.

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    1. I've taken TP with me on camping trips, but definitely not on airplanes.

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  3. I always carry TP, napkins, hankies with me...many establishments also do not supply toilet paper. Luckily you found it BEFORE you needed it.

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    1. See, these are the important things to consider. Who knew?

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